Hes jokes

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

Why did James fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?

F5

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?

Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!