Hes jokes
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Memes
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.