Hes jokes
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Memes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."