Hes jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Memes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.