Hes jokes
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Memes
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?