Hes jokes
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Memes
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.