Hes jokes

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

Hint: he didn’t.

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?

A: He doesn't have the guts for it.

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?

He can't do stand-ups.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

How did Steven Hawking die?

He blew a fuse doing an update.