How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Hes Jokes
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
