Hes jokes
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Memes
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...