Hes jokes

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

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My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?

He can't do stand-ups.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

How did Steven Hawking die?

He blew a fuse doing an update.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

Hint: he didn’t.

Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?

A: He doesn't have the guts for it.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.