Hes jokes

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

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Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"