The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Hes Jokes
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
