My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Hes Jokes
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
