Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Hes Jokes
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
