Hes jokes

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Student: His parents.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!