Hes jokes

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"