Hes jokes
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Memes
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.