Hes jokes

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

He got a paper cut and bled out.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.