Hes

Hes jokes

Boy

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

Player

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

Caretaker

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

Santa

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

Memes

Orphanage

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Orphan

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Orphan

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Vase

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

Kid

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Basketball

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

Diabetes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Sumo

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Jesus

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!