What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Hes Jokes
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
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My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
