What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Hes Jokes
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
