Hes jokes
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Memes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.