Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Hes Jokes
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
