Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hes Jokes
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
