Hes jokes
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! š¦
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! šš¤£š¤£
Memes
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
About a month ago, I was at my best friendās funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "Thatās my mom, dude."
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
Heās used to penetrating aggressively.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but heās been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.