Hes jokes
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Memes
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. đź’€
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.