Hes jokes

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?

Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.