I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Hes Jokes
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
