An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Hes Jokes
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
