Hes jokes
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Memes
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.