Hes jokes

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Why was Kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him.

Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Why can't an orphan go to college?

He needs a parent signature.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"