What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Hes Jokes
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" πππππ€£
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home ππ
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
My grandfather told me Iβm too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
I wasnβt close to my dad when he died. Itβs a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
