Hes jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Memes
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.