Hes jokes
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Memes
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
"Stop it," said he.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!