What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Hes Jokes
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
