Hes jokes
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Memes
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.