Hes

Hes jokes

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Santa

Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"

Memes

Shot

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Temperature

The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”

Batman

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Hairline

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Sex

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

Tower

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Orphan

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Vampire

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

Dad

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

Screen

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Saw

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.