How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Hes Jokes
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
"Stop it," said he.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
