Hes jokes
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Memes
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."