Hes jokes
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Memes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).