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Black Hole

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Orphan

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Farmer

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

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Hes memes

Friend

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Rapist

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

Orphanage

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Forehead

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Sacrifice

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

Hooker

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

Santa Claus

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

Orphan

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because he didn’t know where home was.

Knife

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

Coyote

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!