Hes jokes
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Memes
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
He jizzes canned cheese.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱