Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Hes Jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
He jizzes canned cheese.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
