Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Hes Jokes
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
