He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Hes Jokes
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
