Hes jokes
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Memes
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.