Hes jokes
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Memes
Dirty little Spider-Man
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! πππππππππ
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
What appears over Ashβs head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.