You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Hes Jokes
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
