Hes jokes
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!