Hes

Hes jokes

Suicide

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Emoji

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

Orphan

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Uncle

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Trump

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Threat

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orphan

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Magician

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Nemo

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

Car

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Prison

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.

Idea

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Kid

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!