"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
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All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
