My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Hes Jokes
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
