Hes jokes
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Memes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"