Hes Jokes

He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Why did Technoblade die?

He couldn't respawn in real life!

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

Your mama so white that her first number was 911.

Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.