Hes jokes
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!π"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: βHE IS THE MESSIAH!β
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Memes
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldnβt learn the route.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They canβt find home.