Hes jokes
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Memes
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"