Hes jokes
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Memes
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.