Hes jokes

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?

Because he’s dead.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.