Hes jokes
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Memes
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"