Hes jokes
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Memes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" š
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, āYeah, what gave me away?ā I said, āHis parents.ā
Why couldnāt the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: āASPERGERāSā
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
"Hi, Iām Dan Whiteās dad. Where is he?"