Hes jokes

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

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What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.