Hes jokes
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Memes
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."