Hes

Hes jokes

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?

Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

Dad

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Memes

Daveon

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

Name

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

Banana Peel

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

Loyalty

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Man

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

Funeral

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

Dildo

Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.

To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."

Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

Scout

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

Bullseye

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Yoda

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

Golf

Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.

Guy

Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?

He got hearing aids.