Hes jokes

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!