Hes jokes
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.