Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Hes Jokes
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
