Hes jokes

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To because he wanted to find home >:D

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in between 6 and 9.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?

Because there is a family reunion.

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?

Because he’s dead.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.