Hes jokes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Memes
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" π
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: βHE IS THE MESSIAH!β
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.