What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!