Hes

Hes Jokes

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.