Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Hes Jokes
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: βHE IS THE MESSIAH!β
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They canβt find home.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
