Hes jokes

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Why can't orphans ever be criminals?

He is not wanted.

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Why did the kid cross the road?

He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.