Hes jokes
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.