Hes jokes
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! ๐
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldnโt find his mum.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."