One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Hes Jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
