My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Hes Jokes
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
