Hes jokes

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?

Because he only comes once a year.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.