Hes jokes
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"