Hes jokes
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Memes
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.