Hes jokes

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in between 6 and 9.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.