Hes jokes
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Memes
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.