Hes jokes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.