Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Hes Jokes
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
